Quick Poll: Bin Laden...Dead or Alive?

I think he probably died 8 or 9 years ago. There's that famous example where that one Pakistani politican accidentally mentioned in a speech about when she attended Bin Laden's funeral. She has since been asinated. So, I guess the big secret is, he's been dead. Obama's just not willing to rush out the fake-Bin Laden actor to rile up fear.